Monday, we need to talk...

"Monday, we need to talk." I said. "Why do you keep showing up unannounced?"

"I am announced." Monday said.

"Did you send me an email?"

"No."

"Did I miss your telephone call?" I said.

Monday paused. "No. Why do you dislike me so much?"

"I think dislike is too strong...you make me feel uncomfortable." I stammered.

"You know Tuesday has no personality." Monday blurted out. "Wednesday isn't quite there yet, if you know what I mean."

"Are you trying to make yourself feel better?" I said.

"And Thursday rides on the coattails of Friday...." M said.

"This is awkward." I sang.

"I've heard...Friday is your favorite ...child." Monday whispered.

"All I am asking is that you give a girl a notice, you know advance warning before you show up." I said.

Monday stared at JW. "Do you own a calendar?"

"Why yes I do." I said confidently.

"Go look at it."