Dear Human Mommy,

Dear, Human Mommy,

I bite you because I love you. I love you because I bite you. I love. I bite. Get use to it.

Love,

Millie Vanilli Coltrin

Dear Millie,

I can see that you have made improvement in (not) biting my ankles. However, I need to point out that it seems that you have traded ankle biting for pant leg biting, as well as, my socked feet and they are not steel socks.

I do notice that you ARE using your chew toys more, ¼ of the time. However, try to remember that biting through  socks hurts HM and dragging you along while your jaws hold tight to the hem of my pants can’t possibly be good for your little shark teeth. 

Thanks for the puppy kisses.

Love, Human Mommy  

P.S. I’m wondering, are you related to the Hollywood Roadrunner? This might explain your speed.

***

I'm finishing up the A-Z this week at The Ruralhood.  Come join me for X, Y and Z. I cheated on X and maybe Y and Z . I don't know yet on Y and Z. I haven't written them.