Nothing New, Something New

Nothing New List

• I hate Mondays.
• I love my entire family, each one. That hasn’t changed.
• I’m still grumpy—and a little sleepy and dopey.
• Missouri humidity still curls my hair.
• I’m still awesome.

Something New List

I planted Petunias in a stump that is rotting where the metal owl lives. (I hope Petunias like rot.) I also planted two metal sunflowers, one died, but one lived.

 

 

In the backyard, I put a pot of Impatiens in a (wash) tub. I hung the tub by a handle on the hook of a pole that I shoved in the ground. (An earthquake happened later causing the pot to become crooked. Really! Not really, but it could happen.)

 

A gnome now cheers me on as I enter my screened breezeway. (He talks, too, but that’s in my head.)

 

Last week, I wrote nothing new, but rewriting--something new.

Want to read a funny post? Visit The Frugal Shrink for a confession. 

Anything not new? Anything new? Me either.