I have a few words for the following...uh…people or whatever.
Hi, Santa, How come my little brother got the same amount of gifts at Christmas time when…I’m sure if you looked at the naughty and nice list, his name would have been in big letters on the naughty side? I’m just wondering. (Sorry, Brother, I had to ask.)
Hey, Cinderella, Really? You couldn’t beat up those wicked stepsisters? You couldn't lay 'em flat with a one-two punch? Or you couldn’t break a glass slipper and cut them? Too violent for a fairytale?
Dear, Driver of the car that almost hit me while riding my bike at 10 years of age, Thanks…for not killing me. Sorry, I scared you. Sorry, I thought that I knew it all at the time and pulled out in front of your car. Nothing much has changed except I’m taller, don’t live with my parents anymore, and I think my sister stole my bike. Oh, and I’m still a know-it-all.
Dear Suzy, my white rabbit who escaped her cage in the 70s, why did you do it? Where did you go? Did someone tell you might be dinner…because that was a lie. Did you meet a brown boy bunny and fall in love and reproduce like a rabbit, like I imagined?
Dear Teresa age 18, It’s best you didn’t know. But, all is well.
Anybody real or fiction you want to give a shout out to?