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It was going to happen...

At some point in time, someone on Craigslist was bound to post in the pet give away section-- a rock. I don't know why it was in the pet area, but it was there. I have so many opinions on people putting their pets on Craigslist to give away. But, this isn't a post about that.  No. This post is about me "rehoming" my pet rock.
A recent Craigslist ad:

MY advertisement.
Pet Rock  
Date: 2011-10-10, 5:07 p.m.

I have a pet rock whose name is….Rock…ee, that’s it… Rockee, that I can no longer take care of. Gender unknown (sorry but I don't know where to look).  Rockee has been a loyal door stop in my office, however, due to circumstances beyond my control, I can no longer keep it. I need to get rid of Rockee, because I’ve noticed he/she has no patience with kids. At first he/she would lay there like a good rock. But lately, Rockee is doing a wild rock stare when students pass by and well…I’m  afraid Rockee cannot be trusted.

This beloved pet rock (I inherited with my new job nine months ago--true story) comes with a bag of rock candy, a watering dish and a red bow.  I hate to give up Rockee, because it’s the best pet rock I've ever had-- especially at propping open doors.

I’m asking a rehoming fee of $5 to ensure my pet rock goes to a good home. A home visit is required. Serious inquiries only. Now look at this face and tell me Rockee isn't the cutest rock you've ever seen. Warning: Rockee will need training to help he/she stay off the furniture. (See below.)

Location: Rocky Ridge
·         it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

      P.S. I changed my mind, Rockee had to go back to the school world.
          Sincerely, Journaling Woman



  1. I got all excited and thought you were getting a puppy!

    At a former place of work, I had a rock such as this, too. Loyal, hard working, well-trained.

    People would inquire about my door rock and I would answer, Made by the same company that made my hammer...God!

  2. I would have taken your pet rock. Poor guy or girl, it's totally misunderstood.

  3. I have a backyard with a few rocks that would be very kind to him. Your rock would be very happy, here. Maybe I'll start up a foundation for adopting rocks and giving them a good home.

  4. LOL I love the bow! How sweet that you inherited such a pet:) Hope you LOVE your job!

  5. i love your great sense of humour!
    what a delightful post!
    the last photo cracks me up, and i have to say that i thought you were getting a pup! silly me!

    betty xx

  6. *giggles* We have wild rocks in my area, and sometimes I even get close enough to pet one, but my husband says they have no business in a house, so we haven't tried to train one.

  7. If you'd posted that, the offers would've stunned you!

  8. I'm so glad you decided to keep your pet rock. Just think how, Rockee's feelings would have been hurt if you gave him...her...oh, whatever! away!

    Judy, South Africa

  9. Dang! and I've been searching for a unisex rock that hates students. :)
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

  10. Hi Teresa .. they had paint your own rocks here for a pet - charging I know not what .. but people were buying them: 'street vendors' ..

    Glad you kept Rockee .. he be special .. and after all you'll see him or her in the snow with his/her red ribbon peering through the mounds of white stuff ..

    Look after him safely .. cheers Hilary

  11. Poor abandoned rock. I can guarantee him/her lots of friends to hang out with.

  12. I don't suppose you've considered a sabbatical?

    Just laughing -- sorry.

  13. I guess it's time to revive the old fad. Maybe some of us can make a fortune selling pet rocks. Actually did the old fad really get off the ground? I still see plenty of rocks on the ground.

    Tossing It Out


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