Changing Careers

I’m looking into changing careers again. No new education required. The new career? I want to be a Couch Potato.

I believe I have all the needed qualifications for being a couch potato and without much effort.
I have eyes.
I’m round.
I roll unevenly.
In this weather, I feel baked.
I've never been called Spud, but that's easy to fix.
I like sitting.
And most importantly, I have a couch.
Now, tell me, am I qualified or not?


  1. I'll join you on that couch. I am very qualified for this position.

  2. You are totally qualified! I think I might apply too.

  3. Sounds like you make the grade. The benefits are good, so I'm thinking about a career change.

  4. Are you good sliced and deep fried? That's the real question!

  5. Hi Teresa .. good one and I'll definitely join in the couch comfy lie in ..

    Cheers - Hilary

  6. And don't we all love a little butter and salt in our lives! ;-)

  7. Hello, everyone. This confirms my thoughts, I'm blog friends with a bunch of commedians and that makes me very happy!!!

  8. I will be a couch potato for your couch and can u become golden finger fries for me? potato is my staple diet.. Im a lazy blogger.. wat do u think i do whole day.. read books and eat fries.. LOL

  9. Sounds like a plan as long as the AC works.

  10. If this is a government job you are over qualified. But send me an application. :)
    Sorry, still swamped with work.
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

  11. How about a computer chair potato? If it pays over $1.00 an hour, I'm in! :)

  12. Any extra room on that couch? Add a book and it sounds like the perfect job.

    Thoughts in Progress
    Freelance Editing By Mason

  13. Hello from the comfortable couch. I will get applications for those who want one. I'm a sharing person, just so you know.

    Yes, Mason, books are a must. :) And laptops. And sweet tea.

  14. Sure ... just need a laptop and a bottle of wine and you're set for the long haul.

  15. I'm too small to totally qualify, but I do feel baked in this weather and could hibernate the rest of the summer on the couch! Hilarious post. I love it. (I just read your comment on Tiki Hut and came over to meet you. I think I've been here before, but I must have lost you when when I got a glitch in Blogger and had to start all over with my followers. Anyway, happily I'm here now. I too grew up in the Fifties; was a teenager then, so I feel a connection to you.)
    Ann Best, Author of In the Memoir, A Memoir of Shattered Secrets

  16. Qualified and very very funny!


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