I’m looking into changing careers again. No new education required. The new career? I want to be a Couch Potato.
I believe I have all the needed qualifications for being a couch potato and without much effort.
I have eyes.
I roll unevenly.
In this weather, I feel baked.
I've never been called Spud, but that's easy to fix.
I like sitting.
And most importantly, I have a couch.
Now, tell me, am I qualified or not?